In this programme:Roman Catholics and Suffer the Little Children, plus Iranian Elections and European football; we interview Times Middle East Correspondent Mike Theodoulou. BullyDogs - should they all be shot? Burnham Sailing Club nearly burns down shock. Health warnings make you ill shock. Farley's Rusks - a threat to our children? Star Trek - is it just a load of old tosh? DIY surgery - we tell you why you should keep your drill handy. Health and Safety wreck historic library shock; homosexuality - is it wrong? The floating island of crud the size of two Texases. And a brief interview with jazz singer Lorna Reid. Plus Cough your way to Fitness. The Purple Programme, presented by Nick Skeens, Cocker Freeman and Laurence Porter, is a topical radio show that takes a wry look at international, national and local affairs. It's broadcast live every Thursday between 11am and 1pm GMT (UT) to south east Essex on Saint FM 94.7 (a community radio station) and across the world on www.saintfm.org.uk from studios in Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex.